Black Blacker Blackness - Part Deux!!

Day 3

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  No sleep to be had all of last night. Make mental note to self not to sleep at groom’s house in future! Constant stream of inebriated men kept coming through the door!
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  Drag self out of bed wondering when next I’ll have the luxury of sleep.
  Decide to play good sis and cook brekkie – I amaze myself really.
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  Hightail it to Mother-in-Laws for wash as Grooms place is now overrun with Groomsmen embracing their metrosexuality.
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  After much fussing and primping, everyone finally piles into one car or the other and head towards Civic Centre for ceremony
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  Bride is looking radiant and airbrushed……must ask how she did that!
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  Heat is taking its toll……Hunters Dry…..gimme a Hunters Dry.
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  Ceremony is over and bridal party makes themselves known on the streets of Lusaka……make mental note to self to avoid ever driving with overzealous cousin!
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  We all head over to fancy lodge for pretty pics. I hightail it to bar for Hunters Dry………………argh……that ad was soooooooooooo right!
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  Father and I are thoroughly enjoying the ales and loath to leave for lunch or whatever it is we’re being told we must partake in! Boo!
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  Head home for lunch…maybe not such a bad idea. What do they say about drinking and empty stomachs….
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  PARTY!!! Reception time – the best part of any wedding!
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  “Waiter!!! Bring me some wine….in fact, make that a bottle”
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  So much for big piss-up – am being forced to baby-sit drunken juveniles!
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  Plenty gyrating taking place on the dance floor – wow….must take notes.
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  Reception comes to end way past midnight. Good party. Good party.