Anyway, have been in the most awful funk for the past month, which has resulted in my being horribly anti-social to all and sundry (yes, even the WWW)! But, not to worry, funk has been dissolved, and I once again have an urgent need to talk nonsence! All is once again right in the universe...argh....
So, today's blog is about the 3rd and final member of the Kachisa Klan - this is one Nyaradzo Kachisa-Sakala, known to me as Nyaru! She's the charmed older sister, who currently resides in Hurricane Central (more commonly known as the Cayman Islands) She's already threatened to do altogether very unsisterly-like things to me if I wrote about her on my blog, but hello, since when did I ever listen! So Sister, here's to airing the laundry!
- Sister has a very uncanny ability to flare her nostrils in an altogether impressive display of displeasure - not too unlike bulls when facing matadors! I love it!
- She's wise beyond her 27 yrs! *snigger* snigger* ,yes, I told everyone how old you are!
- Delete all stereotypes, sister is one darkie who can not only swim, she was CONSISTENTLY Victrix Ladorum at every Gala!!! Makes me wonder where I went wrong, I can barely float.....
- All that cliched "living-in-the-shadow-of your-older-sibling" and such, well, its not all a crock - sister's overall impressiveness puts me to shame:(
- Her sisterly advice rivals that of even Yoda himself - from another planet you must come, oh sister!
- Ever seen lionesses protect their cubs? Sister wouldn't let any harm come to a single hair on my head (and lovely hair it is too!) yes, the head grows ever larger
- She is the one person who consistently manages to convince me of doing stuff that really is never in my best interests! Yes sister, remember how you conned me into stealing money from our piggy banks, which resulted in Daddy consfiscating them for good! Endless sucker I am:(
- Yes Sister, I admit, your Shona skills are slightly superior to mine - yeah, you know a couple more proverbs than I - see how big a person I am, I've admitted!
- Despite being Yoda Part Deux and an altogether Mommy, she's still just one big kid! A juxtaposition of personalities you truly are Sister!
- And finallement, Sister has very questionable fashion sense! I think it may have something to do with the whole sage thing (Yoda never seems to remove that horribly unflattering robe...) But not to worry sister, Little Sister and I will make you a fashionista yet!
Sister, you rule - luv ya:)
1 comments:
Kissing up? Opinionated-yes, but some of the stuff you said even I couldnt say and get away with it. Funny how commentaries like this blog have changed the sisters mood upwardly and worse has now inspired a sleeping dog to spend 90% of days surfing the net for new fashion, nevermind putting a serious dent on the credit cards....she's now on 1st name basis with Master Card and Visa
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