Sister, sister, my mad little sister!!

So, in continuation of the muse being on vacation, today's blog is an ode to one Thelma Tambirai Kachisa, more commonly known as, "Little Sister"!!
Where do I begin.....Sister, these are just some of the reasons why I love thee!

1. Sister Thelma has so many clothes!!!! I've wondered and pondered, and pondered again, HOW she's managed this, considering she's a FREAKIN student!!
2. She wears her heart on her sleeve - a very endearing quality.
3. She has all the latest TV series on her laptop BEFORE they're released in SA!! Viva la internet, for without it I would not have watched Prison Break......*sigh*....Wentworth Miller...*sigh*
4. Although she appears to be the Material Girl, this girl has an intense compassion for humanity
5. She thinks I'm the coolest thing since iPods! Hang on......those are rather recent aren't they......
6. She speaks her mind regardless of tsunami-esque repercussions - oh how I wish I had such balls:(
7. Unlike her extremely unfortunate older sister, she was blessed with ample mammary glands. Oh woe is me, devoid of cleavage.
8. As far as truly GWASH laughs go, she reigns supreme. Definition - "Gwash" - all things decidedly rural and uncouth.
9. The Material Girl is one who loves to give - this works out swimmingly for me, coz I love to receive - be it bags, belts, perfume, jackets, BMW M3's, whatever really, not fussy.
10. And last and least! Sister Thelma is a DRAMA-QUEEN!!! Prone to all manner of theatrics, she's a one woman show!!

But sister, I still luv ya!