I'm Back!!!

It has been a week long hiatus since my last post, and I must say, I was already starting to feel withdrawal symptoms! This blogging thing is really feeding my nacissism - I'm waiting for my head to explode.
Now, lest you all think that I was simply sitting on my arse, adding no value to society whatsoever the past week, I was actually attending a training course. (I do MANY of these for work - forget the intended learning element, the free food's the clincher) Anyway, like I said, I was on a training course, ie. lots of power point slides, biscuits, group work and presentations. The one thing I learnt? Age is absolutely no factor in "classroom" dynamics - lickarses will always be lickarses, regardless of whether they are officially balding or not. I for one loathe Smart Alecs - I loathed them in school, and now I'm bordering on homicidal!
Now I love hearing the sound of my own voice as much as the next person, but is it absolutely necessary to speak at EVERY given opportunity? When do you cross from being an over-zealous pre-pubescent to jaded adult? Surely this is a path we are all supposed to take? Surely noone still gets pleasure from being the first goon with their hand up as you did when you were 10?

But, would you know it, apparently not! But lickarses aside, I thoroughly enjoyed myself last week. What with there being tea breaks on the hour and decidedly interesting coordinators, what energy I didnt spend trying to digest all the biscuits was spent batting my eyelashes at the course hottie. I shant divulge too many details (this is after all the world wide web), but twas a week well spent.

So eager am I that I have already marked off the dates for the next training course - here's to learning, good biscuits and all that jazz!